look at these things
they’re like tiny
but instead of breathing fire they squeak and cuddle
and they have funny ears and noses
I mean really
bats are amazing
This post is so fucking important to me
except for you know, rabies
They’re fucking precious
Because they carry fucking rabies and it kills people
"wow i really need to get hot before school starts" -me every summer
"how are you single?"
the world is not yet ready for you, young one
it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis
like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat
they’re not for you… they’re for ME
mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?
yaaaaas santa you look so good santa
i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies
One day last semester I was on the bus heading to class and I was like ‘fuck class started ten minutes ago I’m going to be late again.’
And then I looked down and realized that my professor was in the seat in front of me editing his powerpoints for the class that we were both supposed to be in.